Mascara Answers

People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets
is that you don’t get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don’t get enough
variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently,
people tend to cheat on their diets, or quit after 3 days. Well, now there’s the
new Toddler Miracle Diet.
Over the years you may have noticed that most two year olds are trim. Now the
formula to their success is available to all in this new diet. You may want to
consult your doctor before embarking on this diet; otherwise, you may be seeing
him afterwards. Good Luck!!!
DAY ONE:
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly.
Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor.
Take 1 bite of toast, & then smear the jelly over your face & clothes.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, & a glass of
milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest).
Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies & a nickel, 4 sips of flat Sprite.
Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.
DAY TWO:
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor & eat it.
Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.
Lunch: Half tube of “Pulsating Pink” lipstick & a handful of Purina Dog Chow
(any flavor). One ice cube, if desired.
Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in
dirt. Retrieve & continue slurping until it is clean again.
Then bring inside & drop on rug.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left
nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon.
DAY THREE:
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in
hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass.
After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, & put it
on the cushion of best chair.
Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Spit several bites
onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table & slurp up.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some red punch.
Try to laugh some punch through your nose, if possible.
FINAL DAY:
Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive.
Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes; add half a cup of sugar. Once
cereal is soggy, drink milk & feed cereal to dog.
Lunch: Eat breadcrumbs off kitchen floor & dining room carpet. Find that
sucker & finish eating it.
Dinner: A glass of spaghetti & chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate.
Stick of mascara for dessert.

I’m 15 & yeah pretty much everyone i know wheres makeup! So I’m good when it comes to foundation & mascara i actually have that stuff but i am clueless when it comes to the rest of my eyes!!! I like natural looks as in not bold crazy stuff (i no i’m so boring) so i really don’t no what to get these days in terms of eyeshadow. Can any of u guys recommend any simple starter eye shadows?? I’ve got brown eyes that have yellow in them if that matters!! And okay EYELINER? I must be the saddest person in the world for not knowing anything about it! Plzz advice on what type i should use that’s easy to apply. I never really liked eye liner on people & i’m not even sure if i wanna wear it though!
The thing with me is that i feel stupid if it doesn’t look natural & idk i just don’t like being out there in terms of looks. And plus my dad hatess makeup yet he has 3 daughters (go figure) so i can’t wear a ton..but i don’t want to though so its all good! I’m not doing this to fit in or anything cause trust me i don’t care what others do i just wanna look more sophisticated sort of. Ha k well any advice is welcome thanksss!!!

I’m not going to put a picture up… but I have mid-long dark brown hair, it’s quite fine, but gets fluffy & static-y…
I have a fringe, the main section of it is like front fringe, but there’s a section which starts further back that I’m trying to train it to stay out of my fringe area (it tends to just come into the main fringe section anyway… & look a bit sh*t)
And for the face I have freckles, a small nose, a sort of funny shaped face… I don;t think I’m very pretty…
Anyway I need some hair/face advice… Make up wise I wear a bit of foundation, eyeliner, & mascara…

…and then you sneeze?
Argh it happened to me this morning!
I was in a rush to get to school & I quickly put it on then straight away I sneezed & the wet mascara went all under my eyes. ARGHH. I had to remove it & start over again.
Does this ever happen to you? x

A couple days ago my mom called me a slut & a whore. I am getting really sick of her & how she is treating me. I swear to god she hates me. She yells at me constantly. My dad used to be the one who did all the yellling but now its the total opposite. She adores my brothers & never yells at them. Every time I try & work things out with her she yells at me. She called me a slut because she thinks i wear to muich makeup, which I don’t. & seriously im not maing that up i dont wear that much makeup. i wear eyeshadow & eyeliner, only a little bit on the top & bottom & barely enough mascara to even tall that i am wearing any. then she told me i act like a whore. she is maing me so mad. over spring break we werent doing anything & she always gives us some chores but not that much. my brothers used ot get the harder chores but less of them cuz they are older & i would get the easy chores but more of them. so it was fair. over spring break my brothers each got one chore every day, & that was clean their room. & i got a whole page. i had to clean my room, vacuum the whole house, do the dishes, do all the laundry that was downstairs in the laundry room, scrub the kitchen floor with a bucket & a rag instead of a mop, & clean the toilet & shower. i had to do that every day. i am getting d=so sick if her, she makes me pissed off. she always talks s**t bout my friends even though she doesnt know them & one wekkend i asked if i could have one of my friends over & she said no not this weekend, then one of my brothers asked if he could have a friend over & my mom said sure this is the perfect wekkend to have people over, its so nice outside. for the past 3 weeks i have been crying myself 2 sleep. it is getting so bad. i was seriously considering running away. especially on monday. she was yelling @ me & talking s**t about all my friends & she told me i look like a slut & that i have racoon eyes & she called me fat, which im not i weigh 106lbs. after that i ran to my room & i just started packing clothes & some soda then she walked in on me & slapped me on the face & i got a bruise. i cover it up w/ makeup every day so nobody knows. my life sucks. i need advice, please help me.

it natural to loose hair & eyelashes! they grow more & get rid of others to replace that one…believe me my hair is to my waist & im always finding my hair ***everywhere***…but if your looseing them & dont have full eyelashes go to a doc. & get it checked out…my be something else

I have been treating my pink eye with prescription eye drops for about 5 days now. I COLLECT eye make up & have tons of eyeliners, eyeshadows & mascaras. Most of them are fairly expensive brands & I don’t want to throw them away!
The main problem is I don’t know which ones I used before I realized I had pink eye so I don’t know which ones are contaminated.
I really, really, really want to keep my make up : ( Does anyone know a way to sanitize any of these eye make ups? Most of my eyeliners are the type that roll up (not pencil) so maybe I can clean with rubbing alcohol? Chances are I won’t be able to save mascara.
Thanks!

I have a friend who doesnt remove her make up,esspecialy mascara.I am wondering how she can sleep like that & what can happen to her face?

How much make-up do they prefer you to wear? I’m 15. I wear mascara & a bit of eyeliner & blusher, distinctive blue eyes, brown long hair not perfect skintone but olive coloured skin. Im roughly about 5.6ft & size 8-6… Which company’s would I contact in the UK .. And I’m not that confident infront of a camera but I would LOVE to do it would be nice for advice Ta.

I’m 56 years old & feel like I am harming my eye area using makeup removers & rubbing so much. Regular mascara just smudges too easily on me.

HELLLPPPP!!

so i put on eyeliner. & it doesnt smudge at all. then i put on eyeliner & mascara, & it starts smudging. it looks like someone failed at making me have smokey eyes lol. but its weird because i dont rub my eyes, or cry, or get my eyes watery. it just happens. i clean the smudge off, but it keeps on coming back. is the way im applying it wrong?

i use mascara basically everyday, at the moment im using the loreal teloscopic range which is quite expensive but it doesnt work! ive tried everything!! can anyone give me any tips on how i could curl them??

make sure that you dont have any clumps on the brush first of all, because clumps on brush equals clups on lashes, what i do is use a longer brush put it as close to the lid as possible & then blink slowly so that it applies to the whole lash without making my eyes water

Seriously. On all those Reality Television shows, some chick is always crying. Someone always has drama & it ends up with black tears running down their face.
This is REALLY common on “The Hills.”
Someone is always having drama & someone (usually, Lauren, Audrina, Lo, Stephanie or Heidi) .. ends a scene with black tears running down their face after a squabble with someone.
Seriously? Nobody has recommended WATER PROOF mascara?
You would think someone from the makeup crew would have suggested that ..

Okay well I’ve been using baby wipes to remove my makeup,and what i do is remove my mascara 1st,and it does a well job in removing all traces of mascara,BUT when i grab another clean wipe & i wipe my face And there is hardly anything on the wipe…i mean is it just not removing anything,or my skin just absorbs all the makeup?….i dont get it its weird that it removes mascara in a heart beat,and my makeup hardly shows on the wipe……

i am super ugly
and i want to werar makeup but my mom wont let me wear even just a little mascara. i am in 7 grade attending a nyc middle school & mh mom wont let me wear makeup untill highschool or possisbly 8 grade. & the year has just started. i think that im really ugly & i cant wear makeup…any tips on how to look pretty with out makeup
and please dont try to tell me to have a talk with my mom, because i already have tried that 8 times

My mom don’t get along very well. We haven’t done for a few years, & i’m always out the house to avoid her. Im 16, my best friend claire lives with us, we’ve privately adopted her. She’s been here since the beginning of december, & i just get sick of seeing her all the time, every single day, & i dont really go out with her at weekends, which has really put pur friendship under strain.
And now my mom seems to favour her over me. All the time. Small things, like, they’ll go & watch a film in moms room & wont invite me. Or they’ll be in an in-depth conversation in the kitchen, i walk in & they both shut up. Its like claire & my mom have a real mother-daughter bond that i dont have with her. Yeah, im jealous.
And my moms boyfriend has his kids stay over on the weekend, 3 kids one weekend, one the other (different moms). Out of the three kids, ones a girl (Toni) & 2 boys (Little Ju & Michael).
A year & a half ago, i stopped taking toni out with me when i went to meet my mates (im 16 now, & she’s 14) cuz every now & then she kept really playing up when she was out with me, & i got sick of it.
About the same time i stopped taking her out with me, my stuff went missing. At first i thought i’d misplaced one of my bras, untili saw her bra strap fell down at dinner. And it was mine. Other stuffs gone, but i thought i’d misplaced it.
When claire came, she encourahed me to look through her bag, & i found my mascara. So i took i out again. I went back out, leaving my newly bought caligraphy set on the side, which was gone when i got back.
LOADS of make up, clothes & even a few books have gone missing.
Claire’s High School Musical dvd (i know, she’s sad) went missing, & Little Ju said to claire “oh has toni given you your HSM3 disc back? she borrowed it, didnt she?” when toni didnt ask, & she was the last one to have it.
We didnt tell my mom, & the short of it is that me & claire confronted toni after finding expensive shampoo & conditioner of claires in tonis bag, & one of my books missing, & me & toni got into a fight.
Ju (moms boyfriend) went through tonis bag & didnt find my book, but me & claire are suspicious that she hid it in the boys room until they left.
i told mom about everything after the kids left, & she didnt know what to do. Ju wouldnt speak to me & claire for days & now we have to stay in the house every other saturday, & one of us is gonna stay in the room at all times to watch toni.
I dont know what to do about my family, mom wont let me move out, she hates my girlfriend simply because she’s the same sex as me, i love claire being here but i feel she’s pushing me out, my stepsisters stealing my stuff & apparently juliens been calling me all sorts if names like “carpet muncher” behind my back. I get enough sh*t on the streets as it is.
PLEASE HELP?! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

I’m very new to make up & just spend a few hundred on a make up set & ended up with no money left to buy make up remover. is it ok if just wash my face with water?

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Those are my eyes & yes I applied mascara & curled them & you still can’t see my lashes !!
What mascara of good value (like MAC or Clinique) would be perfect for really lengthening my eyelashes so that you can actually see them?
I’m thinking a Clinique eyelash primer & MAC plush lash? BTW Maybelline & Covergirl & those “cheaper” brands are out of the question, I won’t be anywhere near them tomorrow.
Please give me suggestions!